Pain Hamburger

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We care like it's cool still

Avi by @citrustwee

Steamewige blumenkraft
LocationNEOhio
matrix@Authoritimmy:librem.one
PronounsThey/them or He/him
Pain HamburgerOct 3, 2024
timmyJul 7, 2021
Some Pittsburgh radio guy who doesn’t understand fun wants the racing pierogis replaced with famous Pittsburgers and one of the people he named is Andrew Carnegie. Sure, as long as he is murdered by a steel beam each race
Pain HamburgerMar 27, 2024
Pain HamburgerOct 1, 2019
Hey you little pissbaby? You think you're so fuckin cool? You think you're so fuckin tough?
Pain HamburgerFeb 22, 2024
the president’s motorcade car has the DC “taxation without representation” plates on it
Pain HamburgerFeb 22, 2024
Pain HamburgerSep 11, 2019

"Sorry no mail service anymore."

"Why?"

"Uhhh, snakes"

Pain HamburgerFeb 20, 2024
jaqFeb 20, 2024
Hey uh... what the fuck haha
Pain HamburgerFeb 20, 2024
i remember one time i made a novelty account on awscommunity dot social and it had worse issues with uploading images than jorts ever has.
Pain HamburgerFeb 18, 2024
CatbusFeb 16, 2024
🚨🚨
Pain HamburgerFeb 14, 2024
▲ monads block evaderJan 24, 2020
making polls is jortsphobic
Show threadPain HamburgerFeb 14, 2024
i’m real bad at having multiple accounts, but maybe this time will be different
Pain HamburgerFeb 14, 2024
i thought about unmigrating my old new account, but if i just use this one i can flex my 2018 join date on the fresh new software that tells you that type of thing