-> @haileys.questThis morning, I realized Mormon missionaries and McDonald's supervisors are hard to tell apart if you're outside the name tag legibility zone.
Amanda Marsh
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@kgoldsholl @dangillmor I don't know if you intended this but I think it's clever that you called them "SS".
Some enterprising bartender should make a Lemon Carlson cocktail. Don't measure the ingredients for an unbalanced, unpredictable drink each time.
Dear Alexa: When I ask you to play a mix of children's music, I was thinking along the lines of Raffi, not Monty Python's "Sit On My Face." Thanks for making my three-year-old laugh, though 🥴
There are some things in life you're not prepared for. Like finding two bananas helpfully added to the diaper bag by one of the kids. You haven't purchased bananas in over a month. And the bananas were ripe enough to be ready for a loaf of banana bread baked in 1960.
@Mxhrad Oh, I know :) I just have a strange sense of humor! Only way to get through the tough stuff. One of my friends was told her rash was "impressive," and she thought that was a good thing.
I love the cold language of radiology reports. While there was no metastasis of the thyroid cancer into nearby lymph nodes (yay!), it said "Brain: Nothing remarkable." I'm insulted.
Thought I was done with Twitter, but it unfortunately is still the best way to reach out to customer service departments. Pooh.