@AlternativeAsh

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Two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property. Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, ‘You know, Syed one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die’ !!

The image shows a large commercial airplane on a runway, likely preparing for takeoff or landing. The aircraft is white with the letters "PIA" prominently displayed on the side, indicating it belongs to Pakistan International Airlines. The plane has two large jet engines, one visible on each wing. The background shows a clear sky and some greenery, suggesting the runway is surrounded by vegetation.

on air now with the Praise and Worship edition on Positive Impact on @Magic109 visit www.magic109.com or tell your smart speaker to play Magic 109
tonight 8pm eastern so at the top of the hour, i'll be doing praise and worship on Positive Impact on @Magic109
tonight on @Magic109 its all Contemporary Christian on Positive Impact beginning 8pm eastern
This week on Positive Impact I will be doing all contemporary Christian songs on @Magic109
Many of you who have been following me for a while, both here and on other social media sites, already know that I have a passion for dream interpretation. I've talked about it during past #AudioMos, but I want to do something different this year.For this #AudioMo, I want to interpret the dreams of others if they are interested. Send me a DM and we'll discuss how we can make it happen. You'd either be sending me an audio recording to describe your dream, or you can write it. get in touch if you'd like to have a dream interpreted as a possible #AudioMo entry. :) Hope everyone is having a fabulous day!
🎶"Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dresss, but when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night!"🎶 🎾🤣💖 #DogsOfMastodon
@AlternativeAsh found this one "Dog saves family from Fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_NL_RWnkWc
'She's the hero' | Dog saves family from Montgomery County house fire

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at the top of the hour 8pm eastern i will be on @Magic109 with Animal Impact. Tell your speaker to play Magic 109 to tune in or visit www.magic109.com
working on this week's Positive Impact. Its gonna be all about animals with some awe inspiring true stories about animals. Starts this Thursday May 23 8pm Eastern on @Magic109