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working in differential privacy and serial hobbyist. Not authorized to speak on behalf of anybody but themself.

Campaign slogans should all strike this tone:

Instead of "Yes We Can" use "We'll give it a shot"

Instead of "I'm With Her" use "I think she's with my friend..."

Instead of "Make America Great Again" use "We've been better..."

Instead of "Build Back Better" use "Just like use duct tape or something..."

Instead of "Feel The Bern" use "I'm kinda itchy."

I'm delighted by my new planer. I might need to buy the neighbors some noise cancelling headphones though.
This one has cursed toe-beans, but I forgive them.

I wanted a picture of an Otak from Ursula K Le Guin's Earthsea. There are very few descriptions, but this is now what I think they look like.

"a cute lemur cat hybrid curling up on a tree in a fantasy world. warm colors happy sunny"

Well, my birdsite account is gone forever now.
Functional programming is definitely a secret Iranian-Russian-Chinese influence operation.

Me: I would like to get up and go for a walk now.

Catherine: