Campaign slogans should all strike this tone:

Instead of "Yes We Can" use "We'll give it a shot"

Instead of "I'm With Her" use "I think she's with my friend..."

Instead of "Make America Great Again" use "We've been better..."

Instead of "Build Back Better" use "Just like use duct tape or something..."

Instead of "Feel The Bern" use "I'm kinda itchy."