@Aleen

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Aleen [uh-lean], noun: Podcaster, reader, writer, knitter, nerd. Queer. Introspective and bad at bios.
lives inSeattle, WA (Duwamish land)
pronouns areshe/her
writes athttps://aleenmean.com
talks athttps://www.relay.fm/originality/
I'm really considering moving to a smaller instance. The slowdowns on mastodon.social are absolutely understandable but they're frustrating and will probably continue for a while.
So someone at work has started leaving ducks around. So, I’m adding art captions. Because, of course I am. #ducks #GuerillaArt #office
Monster under the bed started sneezing. Then it creeped onto my bed. Now it's laying on my chest making weird fluttery throat noises. Please advise. #RavenBaby
Every Mastodon app leaves me feeling vaguely dissatisfied, like a tickle in one of my nostrils despite sneezing.

Instagram is suddenly showing me ads for fonts and I feel like they've turned the final key to open the door and peer into my soul.

If Instagram were someone you knew, they'd be the friend of the friend who shows up to parties without an invitation but they'd give you the most amazing host gift.

Now they you know Elon Musk exists, you are never allowed to have imposter syndrome again.

You are healed. I have healed you

Forgot to drop an ice cube when I refilled my water bottle and now I am In Trouble. #SirSqueakertonTheFirst

Note that these often do not include fruits and vegetables. When I'm in this mode, I usually have a very small window of time during which I can convince myself to eat so I prioritize expediency.

Most days, my lunch is a salad and when we eat out I try to go for a veggie-heavy option. And thus some measure of balance is achieved.

These meals are also usually pretty bland because my palette gets funky. Add your own spices! Spices are good when your brain and tastebuds align.

I love pizza, but I haven't found a frozen gluten-free pizza I like. So sometimes, when I need a high-protein snack, I make a crustless "pizza" in a skillet.

Mozzarella cheese, pre-cooked toppings (pepperoni for me), pizza sauce (Rao's is my favorite) in a skillet over medium heat until the cheese is golden brown. You can also do this in a waffle iron, but I don't have one.

Apologies, I don't know how well vegan cheese would work here.

Yeah, definitely not continuing with Crown of Stars. If I could find a good summary of the last four books, I'd be good but I guess I'll just have to wonder.