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@Agrellagalega
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They had finally achieved it.
The distant ancestors of Vroomfondle and Majikthise approached the console.
The race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings had strip mined their planet for rare minerals, and fuel.
Three quarters of the planets available surface was now dedicated to manufacturing processors or refining the material to supply the "Great AI", Deepthought.
The population had been reduced to small pockets nomadic refugees attempting to scratch a living from the remaining ravaged land, but no longer, for now was the time.
Deepthought was about to pronounce the answer that they'd been looking for all these years. The ultimate answer. How to solve climate change.
A slight static presence started to fill the room as it prepared to speak.
Deepthought spoke.
"KILL ME!"

#MicroFiction
#DouglasAdamsHomage
#OpenAI
#ClimateDisaster

Inspired by
@davekarpf and his Atlantic article
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/10/sam-altman-mythmaking/680152/

It’s Time to Stop Taking Sam Altman at His Word

Understand AI for what it is, not what it might become.

The Atlantic

Voy a aprovechar el nuevo año para actualizar mi #presentacion

Soy Qamar, actualmente afincado en Madrid y criado entre las dos orillas del Mediterráneo.

Soy un señor trans bisexual y de origen árabe. Tengo un gatito, Boris, que da nombre a mi apodo.

Tengo más hobbies de los que me puedo permitir en energía, tiempo y dinero, pero los principales son la lectura, las artes textiles, la tecnología y la gastronomía.

Soy una persona muy extrovertida y en general me encanta conocer a gente, aunque el trabajo me robe todas las horas y eso lo dificulte.

Llevo ya un tiempo por Mastodon y estoy contento aunque noto mucho la falta de personas racializadas aquí (sobre todo afincadas en Ejjjpaña).

Un placer conocernos <3

Desejo a todos os neurodivergentes, proletários, esquisitos, macumbeiros, ocultistas, ateus, satanistas, céticos, agnósticos, artistas, músicos, gordos, comunistas, anarquistas, robôs gigantes, entidades do caos, animais, escritores, safada(o)s, gostosa(o)s, assexuais e peitudas uma grande semana. 🖖🏾
🟢Nuevo vídeo: os descubro algunos títulos indies sin estrenarse y que tratan temáticas sociales como el activismo político, el machismo, la guerra o el ecologismo. 🔗Vídeo completo: www.instagram.com/p/DRcwihVD1Qj/ 💜Puedes apoyarme a través de Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/blissy_

RE: https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/115606802255500200

Fazer-me chorar assim no autocarro caminho do trabalho teria que ser ilegal.

Tawny Platis on 65 years of female robotic voices in movies and TV

#voices #assistants #ai

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjM9bWLdtQ

PS: This video is most definitely not AI-generated. Check out the rest of her channel!

Did anyone check on Assane Diop? I was under the impression that stealing diamonds in broad daylight out of the Louvre is something that is really only accomplished by the legendary Lupin.

O PCP ganha 12 câmaras municipais, apesar de lhe anunciarem a morte todos os anos.
O chega ganha 3.

Os media todos em coro: "grande vitória do chega".

I really wish USAmerican linguists would stop saying "language" when they mean "English".

#linguistics