Mastodawn

Oct 5, 2024

They had finally achieved it.
The distant ancestors of Vroomfondle and Majikthise approached the console.
The race of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings had strip mined their planet for rare minerals, and fuel.
Three quarters of the planets available surface was now dedicated to manufacturing processors or refining the material to supply the "Great AI", Deepthought.
The population had been reduced to small pockets nomadic refugees attempting to scratch a living from the remaining ravaged land, but no longer, for now was the time.
Deepthought was about to pronounce the answer that they'd been looking for all these years. The ultimate answer. How to solve climate change.
A slight static presence started to fill the room as it prepared to speak.
Deepthought spoke.
"KILL ME!"

#MicroFiction
#DouglasAdamsHomage
#OpenAI
#ClimateDisaster

Inspired by
@davekarpf and his Atlantic article
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2024/10/sam-altman-mythmaking/680152/

It’s Time to Stop Taking Sam Altman at His Word

Understand AI for what it is, not what it might become.

The Atlantic

O agrella Mar 2

@fanta @Targy_ En Suzerain estoy seguro de que hay alguna decisión en la que podías hacer eso.

O agrella Jan 12

abu boris Jan 11

Voy a aprovechar el nuevo año para actualizar mi #presentacion

Soy Qamar, actualmente afincado en Madrid y criado entre las dos orillas del Mediterráneo.

Soy un señor trans bisexual y de origen árabe. Tengo un gatito, Boris, que da nombre a mi apodo.

Tengo más hobbies de los que me puedo permitir en energía, tiempo y dinero, pero los principales son la lectura, las artes textiles, la tecnología y la gastronomía.

Soy una persona muy extrovertida y en general me encanta conocer a gente, aunque el trabajo me robe todas las horas y eso lo dificulte.

Llevo ya un tiempo por Mastodon y estoy contento aunque noto mucho la falta de personas racializadas aquí (sobre todo afincadas en Ejjjpaña).

Un placer conocernos <3

O agrella Dec 23

@lukito The existence of Patacas Bonillas is one of the few things that justify the existence of the city of Ferrol

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O agrella Dec 22

@jwisser If you like something kind of narrative but not as teen and relationship focus I think Sentinel comics can be good, since it's more focus on the action part.

O agrella Dec 16

zeca pau gordinho Dec 15

Desejo a todos os neurodivergentes, proletários, esquisitos, macumbeiros, ocultistas, ateus, satanistas, céticos, agnósticos, artistas, músicos, gordos, comunistas, anarquistas, robôs gigantes, entidades do caos, animais, escritores, safada(o)s, gostosa(o)s, assexuais e peitudas uma grande semana. 🖖🏾

O agrella Nov 25

☀️Blissy☀️Nov 24

🟢Nuevo vídeo: os descubro algunos títulos indies sin estrenarse y que tratan temáticas sociales como el activismo político, el machismo, la guerra o el ecologismo. 🔗Vídeo completo: www.instagram.com/p/DRcwihVD1Qj/ 💜Puedes apoyarme a través de Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/blissy_

O agrella Nov 25

RE: https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/115606802255500200

Fazer-me chorar assim no autocarro caminho do trabalho teria que ser ilegal.

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O agrella Nov 1

@missbrainslug @iakobsdesamos @Gogoetak @leather_rebel84 Si declinar es facilísimo (llora en declinación de los adjetivos alemanes a pesar de terminar una carrera de filología alemana)

O agrella Oct 28

Dave Rahardja Oct 28

Tawny Platis on 65 years of female robotic voices in movies and TV

#voices #assistants #ai

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RjM9bWLdtQ

PS: This video is most definitely not AI-generated. Check out the rest of her channel!