Hello Mastodon, I love you all

@[email protected] i WANT to be right

@[email protected] oh not at all, I just literally made that up. I don't get it either

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When you're blue and you don't know
What to do, why don't ya go
Look at this shits:
Cumming on a ritz

Maddening when you have a real crush on somebody. You want to make out with them, obviously. But then it gets more intense, like "ahhh I just want to bite her collarbones" and then you're like "why would I think that was a good idea" but THEN you're like "but it does still sound super hot"

It's weird to me but I definitely have a crush now on this cute single mom who's working crew on the theater production that hired me? She's tiny and elfish and I almost definitely won't do or say anything about it