Hello Mastodon, I love you all

Maddening when you have a real crush on somebody. You want to make out with them, obviously. But then it gets more intense, like "ahhh I just want to bite her collarbones" and then you're like "why would I think that was a good idea" but THEN you're like "but it does still sound super hot"

It's weird to me but I definitely have a crush now on this cute single mom who's working crew on the theater production that hired me? She's tiny and elfish and I almost definitely won't do or say anything about it

2 am. Time to go listen to exactly five Lou Reed songs while looking at pictures of pretty girls and then go to sleep

because after tonight's train wreck of a performance I want all of your boosts