5goalthriller

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You can’t show me any kind of hell that I don’t know already
Well, I’ve finally seen the greatest picture of Talking Heads.

I have restricted
The tweets
You can see
In your own TL

And which you
Were probably
Hoping
To be allowed to see because it's your TL

Forgive me
I can't run a website
Which I accidentally bought
Because I hate my own kid

Breaking: US Coast Guard detects “banging” noises from hermetically-sealed Twitter.
Wikipedia vandalism is A Bad Thing, m’kay?
Twitter
It’s the 60th anniversary of the Beatles going into the studio to record a little number called She Loves You. That’s quite a thing.
Me, thinking about all the great tweets I can’t post.

2063 Mars (Muskbase Alpha)

Announcement:

Verified colonists are limited to 6000 breaths a day.

Unverified colonists are limited to 600 breaths a day.

Just popped over here to say that Elon Musk needs kicking in the bollocks every morning before breakfast.