my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it

News flash: If you outlaw abortions, criminalize providing gender affirming care for trans youth, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."

This is a reminder to use https://www.movetodon.org one more time before the watertight doors on the Titanic close

Error: Your password must contain at least two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.

Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
https://xkcd.com/2730/