Eugen Rochko
if i'm not a christian am i banned from eating eggs today
Apr 1, 2018 at 1:51pmWeb
Show thread⚒⚛​🏴​Apr 1, 2018
@Gargron no, why?
Show threadQristinaApr 1, 2018
@Gargron oops. I just ate two. Is this blasphemy, or...?
Show threadAvery is at sleeping.town nowApr 1, 2018
@Gargron
Please do not vore the unchildren
Show threadSem Schilder Apr 1, 2018
@Gargron No. Easter Eggs have nothing to do with the Christians :)
Show threadTCDavisApr 1, 2018
@Gargron Eat and enjoy, friend. I suppose you might even devil them : )
Show threadspooky ebethApr 1, 2018

@Gargron
you are only allowed to eat eggs if you're wearing a bunny suit

you can trust me i was raised catholic so i'm basically the pope

also it's traditional to give me, personally, all of your chocolate

Show threadDaniel AppelquistApr 1, 2018
@Gargron no, but you'll need a note from the Pope.
Show threadRigo WenningApr 1, 2018
@torgo @Gargron and be sure NOT to eat the Easter bunny :)
Show threadvarx (is elsewhere now)Apr 1, 2018
@Gargron If you want to stay on the safe side, I recommend a rabbit omelette.
Show threadjimApr 1, 2018
@Gargron The correct question is whether any self-respecting Christian ought to be indulging in a clearly Pagan fertility rite of symbolically eating eggs.
Show threadChipApr 1, 2018
@Gargron 😀 Who would stop you, The Easter Bunny? And why TF does a bunny bring chicken eggs? And who decided to then fill them with chocolate and cream? It’s so confusing; I’ll stick with The Church of Ducati.
Show threadWiuwiu'scher DennisApr 1, 2018
@Gargron I don't think so. Want some eggs? *throws eggs*
Show threadAlexandre OlivaApr 1, 2018
no, but if you do eat them, the zombie messiah will come back and get your sin forgiven, believe it or not
Show threadElfLordApr 1, 2018
@Gargron @nolan is not Christian and you bet your sweet ass he's eating some eggs today.
Show threadmalokiApr 1, 2018
@ElfLord @Gargron @nolan pagan. Eggs and bunnies are from the pagan celebration of Easter!
Show threadElfLordApr 1, 2018
@maloki @Gargron @nolan Time to start our cult.
Show threadChristian 🔜 MOVING ACCOUNTSApr 1, 2018

@ElfLord @nolan @Gargron @maloki

Did somebody say @Christian!? No? Oh... okay then

Show threadNear DormantApr 2, 2018
@Gargron Late on this, but: I've never seen a chicken in a church, so I think it's fine.