Mastodawn

There are two rules to Mastodon:

1. Have fun

2. Bi-weekly sacrifice to the @Wendys account. SACRIFICE TO PLEASE THE WENDYS.

Dave Thomas reaches out from beyond the grave:

[ghostly Dave Thomas voice] WHERE'S THE BEEF??

.@timepast Our dear sweet David always knew where the beef was. The question David asked more was not where, but who.

Who is the beef?

Ask not what your beef can do for you,

Ask what you can do for your beef.