The Grinchion of Whoville

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Feb 14, 2017 at 1:40amWeb
Show threadThe Grinchion of WhovilleFeb 14, 2017

Dave Thomas reaches out from beyond the grave:

[ghostly Dave Thomas voice] WHERE'S THE BEEF??

Show threadWendysFeb 14, 2017

.@timepast Our dear sweet David always knew where the beef was. The question David asked more was not where, but who.

Who is the beef?

Show threadThe Grinchion of WhovilleFeb 14, 2017

@Wendys

Ask not what your beef can do for you,

Ask what you can do for your beef.