Histories of languages:
French: Some germans started speaking latin, then later the ones living in paris decided that all the other ones in france should speak the same kind of latin
Spanish: Someone tried speaking italian and arabic at the same time
Italian: Some fucking weirdo decided that the whole country should speak a dialect based on poetry from the 13th century
English: When some different germans got beat up by the germans from earlier and learned some latin words
German: Some very angry germanic tribesman in a forest got together and decided to invent a terrifying language no one could understand
Kurdish: Some time around 1900 everyone decided to start using that language from old poetry. But also none of the agree on what the standard for that language is or understand each other
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And they also thought prepositions were silly and so created a case for every single thing you might need one for
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