I just found a credit card return receipt from K-mart in my driveway, dated 5/19/98 but it doesn't look more than a few weeks old.
Anyone know how to detect wormholes or other temporal distortions using items found around the house?

"the Orcish language" is a fucked idea. accepting the premise that at least some linguistic communities center around a population of a 'race', there is no fucking way that all orcs speak the same language. where are the orcs who speak a creole of East Coast Common, Bitterwaste Elvish, New Dunbar East Orcish, & Downslopes Firehills Halfling and consider themselves coethnic with the halflings alongside whom they were once enslaved before they rebelled together & established an independent state?

never assume there's a maximum amount of weird. anything can get weirder

Hey Followers! Our admin is closing tootplanet at the end of February in favour of a similarly named and themed Misskey instance. I haven't moved over fully yet but I will be soon. This is my account if you want to follow me there: https://ping.the-planet.space/@shutsumon

When I was a kid we used to hunt around for scorpions at night with a UV lamp. (UV makes scorpions floresce.) We didn't do anything to them, just looked at them for a while and moved on. Anyway I figure that's probably the arachnid equivalent to a UFO encounter.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually.