Hey you, are you having a bad day? Try making an
I Don't Give A Sheet Cake
Ingredients: 13x9 cake, frosting
instructions: Slather frosting wherever. It doesn't matter if it looks good. It's still cake.

Image description: A glass baking pan is sitting on a stove. In the pan is a chocolate cake which has become torn up in the process of applying frosting. A person's hands are scraping frosting off an orange spatula.