I lovingly drag the cis white dudes on Tumblr that only post badly written smut alongside of gifs of their dick. It's so hilarious to me. Also the dudes trying to pull off a Fifty Shades Of Grey (Gags) vibe but can't even wear a suit that fits them or find a belt that isn't plastic, cracked, and cheap just like them.

Like oh yeah, I want you to spank me with that disgusting belt that's falling apart. Not.