Solaire!

I lovingly drag the cis white dudes on Tumblr that only post badly written smut alongside of gifs of their dick. It's so hilarious to me. Also the dudes trying to pull off a Fifty Shades Of Grey (Gags) vibe but can't even wear a suit that fits them or find a belt that isn't plastic, cracked, and cheap just like them.

Like oh yeah, I want you to spank me with that disgusting belt that's falling apart. Not.

Nov 28, 2017 at 10:31pmWeb
Show threadCorvusrobot has flewn awayNov 28, 2017
@solaire Really, the amount of ill fitting suits is off putting and embarrassing. Imagine a dominatrix wearing a corset she found in the bargain bin at Wallmart one size too big. If they are going to pander towards a style, at least do it proper.
Show threadSolaire!Nov 28, 2017
@Corvusheart
Right??? Like go to the damn Goodwill and get rid of the thing you wore to Grandpa's funeral when you were fifteen. Like I get that some people can't afford new shit. I'm in that position usually. But that can't be the story for all these dudes. Especially when half of them have money for drugs
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Show threadCorvusrobot has flewn awayNov 28, 2017

@solaire Even if you have a shit suit getting it tailored to fit will run you about fifty bucks if you get a good place to do it or 15 if you just visit your local dry cleaner tailor. You don't need to drop mad money for it.

Besides those inclined to wearing suits only really need _one_ as opposed to those inclined to wearing dresses, it's really not expensive.

I despair over the fashion sense of shit doms a bit too much probably.

Show threadSolaire!Nov 28, 2017
@Corvusheart
I've never gotten anything tailored tbh I just have my mom take stuff in and out for me. I wouldn't know the price in my area. But shitty dom aesthetic IS really funny to me tho. That almost always are puffing on a cig or doing shit with their mouth.
Show threadJess BeroldiNov 28, 2017
@solaire this is the best post i've read all day thank you for it
Show threadSolaire!Nov 28, 2017
@jstapfinator
I aim to not please