customer: *asks for a recommendation*

me: oh you'll love this new graphic novel about--

customer: oh no not that. a real book.

🙃🙃🙃

@kmbezner This is where having the ability to summon a really large fresh fish to slap them with would come in real handy.
@Zathraslives but to be fair, they do have a point. I mean we all know that artwork lowers the intellectual value of anything, which is why we closed all museums and canceled art forever
@kmbezner I'll remember that when my MOMA membership is due for renewal! The "comics are for kids" mindset has annoyed me for decades. But hey, if it isn't their thing, it isn't their thing. Still, fish summoning power... would make you very popular with cats, and sushi chefs.

@Zathraslives *gasp* CAT SUSHI CHEFS

ok I'm in

@kmbezner Awesome. I'm visualizing Baron from The Cat Returns, behind the counter.
@kmbezner @Zathraslives
Or you could try:
Porcupine
Sushi
Chefs
@danwest @kmbezner Hmmm... they'd be less likely to eat the inventory...