IRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 13, 2017

The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital

Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves

Show threadAndrew Zyabin [cybre aspect]Nov 13, 2017

@irisjaycomics

Welcome to Mastodon, here's your complimentary fursuit, a copy of Das Kapital, the Communist Manifesto, the Anarchist's Cookbook, then an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, pineapple, bag of oats, pair of jorts, and a complex geometric sigil that will be useful sometime.

Show threadIRIS "morbid doodling" JAYNov 13, 2017
@zyabin101 a pair of running shoes, a globe, a glow-in-the-dark flashlight, an antique diving helmet, entirely too much confetti, a handgun with the trigger melted off, a bottle of spicy horseradish mustard, a selection of drugstore eyeshadows, a vinyl Switched-On Bach LP...
Show threadAndrew Zyabin [cybre aspect]
@irisjaycomics Convert New Visitor after you finish reading this card.
Nov 13, 2017 at 5:31pmWeb