Chuck Wendigwhat is up my mastodonians
can anybody see this
am I alive or dead
Greg Pak@chuckwendig i see you chuck
I SEE YOU
@gregpak I CAN HEAR YOU BUT I CANNOT SEE YOU
THE MINE COLLAPSE HAS SEPARATED US BUT I WILL MAKE MY WAY BACK TO YOU ONE DAY
*begins digging*
@chuckwendig wave your arm?
@gregpak which arm I got like, eight of these things
though they could also be accurately called "legs"
@chuckwendig okay brace yourself
you're a cave spider
@gregpak mm hmm go on
@chuckwendig my biggest concern right now is not so much that you're a cave spider because you seem pretty calm and collected about that and if you're okay with being a cave spider i'm okay with your being a cave spider so let's get that out of the way
@gregpak then I'd say we're good to go
@chuckwendig yeeeeeah but
i'm also looking at a human-shaped thing down here that looks like you. remember i said i saw you. that's what i saw. this human thing that looks like you. but isn't.
so that's weird.
Tom Shapira@gregpak @chuckwendig HELLO FELLOW HUMANS
@chuckwendig @gregpak WE ARE ALL HUMANS HERE TOGETHER IN THIS CAVE
NO NEED TO WORRY OUR TASTY BODILY FLUIDS
NO NEED TO WORRY OUR TASTY BODILY FLUIDS
@gregpak sure that's just my old Twitter skin because down here I can be who I really am, which is, a terrible cave spider
@chuckwendig you have nice fuzzy fur i like this new you chuck
@gregpak they're called urticating hairs, thank you, I can fling them into the eyes or softmeats of any who offend me
@chuckwendig that's so you!
@gregpak that's so raven
Leslie GoodreidHey Chuck, I followed you here from Twitter. How's this part of the cave? Tapping my tarsal claw.
Michelle@gregpak @chuckwendig I try out a new place.. and there are already spiders!?