̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶I saw a cop about to pull over someone for doing nothing while the cops were doing whatever, so I got behind the cop l, waved them out of the left lane like Moses then passed the cops going speed limit.1, then flagged to move in front where I started slowly decreasing speed. Godspeed, young one who escaped,
This really happened. Can't say it on Twitter yet lmao
Jedi. Fucking. Mind. Tricks.
I guess I really am Mx. Magoo rofl I love doing this shit
Do the Unexpected things as safely as possible.
This is about as best as I can describe my praxis: the stupidest fucking possible joke I drive right into it and eat the role.
Too stupid for most people to believe it is true, too lacking in scenery details to really be made up
For instance, if I told you that I also had a dead bee in a jar in my car during this story, you wouldn't believe it
I didn't intend for the bee to die but it already was when I found them on the ground; so I can't feel too bad wanting to use them as a part of a Chris Farley joke https://anticapitalist.party/media/nCBI97aBVKXzHqmP-7c