̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
I saw a cop about to pull over someone for doing nothing while the cops were doing whatever, so I got behind the cop l, waved them out of the left lane like Moses then passed the cops going speed limit.1, then flagged to move in front where I started slowly decreasing speed. Godspeed, young one who escaped,
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
This really happened. Can't say it on Twitter yet lmao
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
Jedi. Fucking. Mind. Tricks.
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶
I guess I really am Mx. Magoo rofl I love doing this shit
Jun 15, 2017 at 11:37pmWeb
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
Do the Unexpected things as safely as possible.
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
This is about as best as I can describe my praxis: the stupidest fucking possible joke I drive right into it and eat the role.
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
Too stupid for most people to believe it is true, too lacking in scenery details to really be made up
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
For instance, if I told you that I also had a dead bee in a jar in my car during this story, you wouldn't believe it
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
I didn't intend for the bee to die but it already was when I found them on the ground; so I can't feel too bad wanting to use them as a part of a Chris Farley joke https://anticapitalist.party/media/nCBI97aBVKXzHqmP-7c
Show thread&KaliJun 15, 2017
@_catte_ I'd kept a particularly shiny beetle in my ashtray for like a year.
Show thread̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ ̶d̶e̶b̶t̶Jun 15, 2017
@IrisKalmia I have a very shiny copper fly in the garage in a plastic,bag :)