Totally did not just buy sex toys while at work nope not me not with a 20% off coupon that got me a free butt plug and an additional free vibrating cock ring definitely not enticed by deals and free shit not meeeee

Also totally not making a wishlist now

I also want to know when I decided I was going to only buy purple sex toys if available? At least anything that buzzes or can be inserted

@queertrashlord probably around the same time you realized purple is the best color
@tallpanicgrass I mean, true, but also I think it's a want for consistency?
And interesting because it's just toys not rope or wax or lingerie just toys
Also being able to display them all (which is like, not a thing I do? But) they would all be the same color and I like that for some reason