So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

In an impressive feat of budgeting, @[email protected] has lived for the past 10 years on exactly USD$10.31

My agents have been watching very closely to figure out how this is possible, and from what we can tell the solution is to steal everything.

My agents found that this was the sort of innovative ideas that are needed to revitalise the economy.