So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
I read once in the secret illuminati vaults that @[email protected] once had a long conversation with Gandhi in which he managed to get Gandhis secret recipe for lemon rice.
Unfortunately even the agents of the illuminati have been unsuccessful in determining exactly what the recipe is. That is the real reason I am on mastodon, my mission is to determine the best way to extract the information from @[email protected]
inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSC