So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

Did you know that @[email protected] has a real name that in unpronounceable?

According to ancient legends if anyone ever finds a way to say the name than the ancient dark ones will rise and give everyone on the planet a puppy.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY