So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

In case you were wondering, in 1937 @[email protected] won the gold medal for the 132m sideways frog-hop for Antartica.

The olympic committee was so impressed by their performance that it was decided that the sport, which @[email protected] invented on the spot during the olympic games, would be retired forever because there could never be another performance that in any way rivalled what they had just seen.