So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

Did you know that @Elizafox was the original choice for playing Ruby Rod in The 5th Element?

They decided that her raw sexuality was too much for the character, but they did base Ruby Rod's inane chatter on the finely crafted shitposting of @Elizafox

Yes children, her shitposting is so amazing that it echoes backward and forward through time.

@inmysocks @Elizafox

* Rhod

** Rhod

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**** -- Kirkus Reviews