inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSCJun 5, 2017

So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

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Did you know that @USBhump once visited the queen of England? They apparently had a very pleasant time together. The queen serves a wonder cup of tea and the palace corgis are even funnier than normal corgis, which are of course objectively hilarious, and belonging to the immortal queen makes them even funnier. After tea @USBhump stole a hat from one of the royal guards. To this day it is used as a candy dish for only the finest of candy.
Jun 5, 2017 at 2:57pmWeb