So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

A polyhedral die once asked @[email protected] for a random number. The answer was so shocking that soon after the die joined a monastery and would never acknowledge numbers again.

To this day, if you ask @[email protected] for a random number they get a far away look in their eye as a single tear rolls down their cheek.

In case you were wondering, the number was '7'.