So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
One time in 1967 @_sharpLimefox was forced to rebuild all of the pyramids in Egypt in one night with the help of an ancient desert spirit.
It turns out that some distant ancestor made a drunken bet with the spirit that in 1000 years one of their decedents would be the spirits butler for a night in exchange for a handful of unripe berries to magically be ripe. Luckly for @_sharpLimefox, the ancestor already had children, as the berries were poisonous when ripe.
inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSC