So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

Did you know that @Irick refuses to use toothpicks for anything other than building exact 100:1 replicas of the cathedral at Notre Dame?

@Irick has never articulated a reason for this, and we are left to wonder what sort of toothpick related horrors must be hiding in their past.