So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

So, I didn't want to get into this today... But....

@[email protected] is the secret eternal emperor of the Sun, but only every third Thursday of alternating Januarys.

From what I have heard @[email protected] is a benevolent dictator and is loved by all of the denizens of the Sun.