So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
Regardless of what you may have heard, I have discovered that there is a small crack in the courtyard where I work that serves as home for @[email protected]
Note that this means any photos you may have seen of @[email protected] looking like a full sized person were obviously edited or use forced perspective, as @[email protected] is approximately 2" tall.
Here is a picture of the home: https://mastodon.social/media/d7a4lAQPrXNTmJ_WrJM
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