So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

So, I don't know if I should tell you guys this or not but....

@sydneyfalk claims to exist in a 360 degrees, but my agents have measured and it is really only about 276.34 degrees. There is about 90 degrees where @sydneyfalk just doesn't exist.

@inmysocks

that's surprisingly appropriate, considering XD