So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
Oh, so this @zatnosk person generally claims to be human, but we all know that it is just three adorable pugs that have learned to stand on their hind legs stacked up.
Although, the weird part is that in the user profile they aren't wearing a wig, the pug that generally rides at the top has a weird genetic thing that makes it grow long human like hair.
inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSC