So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
Hey!! HEY!! Did you know that while @[email protected] claims to 'do a few other things' this is just a dirty lie?
My agents have been watching @[email protected] for more than a decade and during that time we have seen exactly one other thing being done, hardly enough to be considered 'a few'.
What is this horrific 'other thing' eluded to? I am not sure if I should share, it is so scandalous...
Ok, I will tell you...
@[email protected] paints chimpanzees toenails for charity, SCANDALOUS!
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