So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.

Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"

PSST!! Did you know that @[email protected] isn't actually green. It is more of a light violet colour.

No one knows why the lie 'green' is used, as it is universally accepted that violet is a much nicer colour.