So yeah, until I get bored, if you boost this I will tell what is almost certainly a lie about you.
Something like "@soandso sneaks into my apartment every night and draws a moustache on me" or "@thisotherguy always carries around exactly USD$2.72 is pennies and refuses to say why. We can only assume it is for sexual purposes"
Did you know that @Damage collects weasels? Outside her house there is a barrel completely full of them, just writhing around.
It is frankly kinda weird and I don't know what her neighbours must think.
As far as I can tell weasels are kinda kinky because they are all really into it. Last time I tried to let them out they bit me.
inmysocks Of Doom, Naked KSC