:two_hearts:EuphoriaMay 14, 2017

Official Certificates of Ordination from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Show threadJigme Datse Yli-Rasku
@Euphoria have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
May 14, 2017 at 4:15amWeb
Show thread:two_hearts:EuphoriaMay 14, 2017
@JigmeDatse
He *always* seems to be changing the data!
Show threadJigme Datse Yli-RaskuMay 20, 2017
@Euphoria Who said that the rules had to stay the same? Or even the data that the rules are based on?
Show thread:two_hearts:EuphoriaMay 21, 2017
@JigmeDatse
I guess it's simply implied. It can be very disorienting when something you thought you knew was true suddenly seems wrong, but I guess that's what it means to be Touched By His Noodly Appendage.