@cypnk WRITER 1: "Great sakes, fellows! I'm having the devil's own time with this urban portrayal—what exactly is it these ruffians do when they aren't smashing windows or inhaling 'weeds'?"

WRITER 2: "Well now, I have been observing what my grand-nephew watches on that portable theater of his; and I can tell you these lowlives do a great deal of carousing, grotesque gyrations, and all manner of jumping-about. Right in the street, they do it—and even on top of the automobiles, I say!"