So, I was getting this error when I try to push to to a repo on GitLab:
! [remote rejected] master -> master (pre-receive hook declined)

So I went to GitLab to try to figure out wtf is going on and *none* of my private repos are listed on my profile or activity pages, yea even when I go to Personal Projects, and *yes* I'm logged in. I finally find that they still exist only by going to Settings -> Notifications, and there all my projects are listed.

WHAT THE CHRIST.