Forget #Bitcoin, Litecoin, Etherium etc... We should switch our currency to potatoes

Benefits:
- Works in any century as a medium of exchange
- Delicious and healthy
- Inherently shows proof of work
- Best of all, hacker proof (unless you own a knife)

@cypnk *slowly forces potato into CD drive slot* this doesn't seem to be working. Maybe the zip drive?
@vector You need a faster drive. You see, when it retracts into the PC, a perfect slice gets saved on the hard drive (to be slow cooked by its heat)
@cypnk but do we want to make the Irish that powerful?