BjarniBjarniBjarni 🙊 🇮🇸 🍏#dadtoot: My daughter falling asleep on my chest is one of the nicest feelings in the world.
I am bed, I am glad, dad. 🤗
Of course, I suspect my happy dadness is actually an involuntary result of chemical warfare.
I swear babies have some sort of addictive mind-control chemicals on the tops of their heads that make you love them. Just watch parents, they're always smelling their babys' heads.
Junkies.
You can tell it's not a placebo because it works even though I've figured it out. #dadtoot
Jason@HerraBRE Male humans get flushed with estrogen when the baby is born so we don't beat it with a club.
I'm not kidding.
@OldandConfused That one I don't believe. Mostly because I'm not inclined to beat things with a club even when my wife hasn't just given birth.
@HerraBRE Only because you're flooded with estrogen!
@OldandConfused I am in touch with my feminine side. I'd offer to smooch you but I'm taken.
@HerraBRE Sorry, Prolytin, not estrogen!
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052970203476804576614901064779300
@OldandConfused Damned kids, messing with us even from inside the womb.
@HerraBRE And you thought it was some silly explanation like you're a nice person or something!
Hah!
@OldandConfused I know, right?
I'm still a little confused why I wasn't clubbing people before my wife got preggers. But then again, there's always someone pregnant somewhere, that's probably sufficient.