Tech journalists on Mastodon: "Mastodon Inc only has 50,000 users, but with adequate venture capital funding it may stand a chance"
More tech journalism on Mastodon: "Mastodon is currently a free service, but soon it will bend to the iron will of Silicon Valley, which is that you either sell out to investors or become irrelevant like Wikipedia."
Still more tech journalism on Mastodon: "Mastodon cannot survive with such a silly name. It needs a more serious and business-friendly name, such as Google, Yahoo, or Hulu."

@nolan

I can't think of a single tech that couldn't be put in there and still have that sentence mean just as little.

"Java cannot survive with such a silly name."

"Bluetooth cannot survive with such a silly name."

Even "wireless" is arguably silly because it is a now-archaic common use term for a radio receiver in the UK