BjarniBjarniBjarni 🙊 🇮🇸 🍏#dadtoot: My daughter falling asleep on my chest is one of the nicest feelings in the world.
I am bed, I am glad, dad. 🤗
Of course, I suspect my happy dadness is actually an involuntary result of chemical warfare.
I swear babies have some sort of addictive mind-control chemicals on the tops of their heads that make you love them. Just watch parents, they're always smelling their babys' heads.
Junkies.
You can tell it's not a placebo because it works even though I've figured it out. #dadtoot
Nobody's going to tootsplain to me that that's not how placebos work?
Nobody?
Hello?