Private toots make me panic that somehow just by the mere act of responding to them I'm going to do something wrong and suddenly the whole thread will be public and it'll be all my fault.
@WelshPixie yes it is....everything is your fault...Korea, Trump, exploding Samsung goods...all your fault
@AndyC Well fartnuggets. *gets the broom*
@WelshPixie you better clean that mess up!....incidentally 'fartnuggets' epic description